Moosehead Challenge

Title: Handybilly Bob
Date: 2/28/13
Team: Team Bacon
Comments: “This pump is rated for 12 fluid ounces of pressure,” said Handybilly Bob. “Also, how’s Annie?”

Title: The Right to Arm Bears… With Booze!
Date: 2/26/13
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Comments: I just bearly managed to snap this before the store manager got back.

Title: Tron So Hard You Permatron
Date: 2/27/13
Team: Team Bacon
Comments: Yeah, we get it. You fight for the users.

Title: Ou est mouton?!
Date: 2/26/13
Team: Team Bacon
Comments: Il etait right here un second ago.

Title: Weekend At Yuppie’s
Date: 2/25/13
Team: Team Bacon
Comments: Hi, guys! I’m Tawny! Yuppie said I could borrow his boat for the day; I’ve come to get the keys.

Title: Trawning
Date: 2/24/13
Team: Team Bacon (1/2)
Comments: Look. This… is all a mistake. I’m just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I can’t play these video games!

Title: Dr. Antler
Date: 2/23/13
Team: Team Bacon (1/2)
Comments: Great self-shot that manages to capture both my face and the label on the soap jug. #urinediaries

Title: Regulators (Mounted Division)
Date: 2/22/13
Team: Team Bacon
Comments: If you drink like we do, then you have one beer like every day.

Title: Change of Perspective
Date: 2/25/13
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Comments: I’m huge.

Title: Ganesh We Can!
Date: 2/21/13
Team: Team Bacon
Comments: Gummi Tusks 2016

Title: Dromon Candle
Date: 2/20/13
Team: Team Bacon
Comments: Twin prows on the most medieval looking ship we could find.

Title: Between Two Kings
Date: 2/19/13
Team: Team Bacon
Comments: Charlegmagne and Alexander, respectively.

Title: Burning Down The Spout
Date: 2/18/13
Team: Team Bacon (1/2)
Comments: You may ask yourself, where is my beautiful spout?

Title: Bleu Trees
Date: 2/18/13
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Comments: Boozy Bleu Trees

Title: Running With The Devil
Date: 2/17/13
Team: Team Bacon, #charonge
Notes:
Ooh yeah
(Ahh)
Running with the devil
(Ahh-hah, yeah)
(Woo-hoo-oo)
Running with the devil
I’m gonna tell ya all about it

Title: Adult Theature
Date: 2/16/13
Team: Team Bacon
Notes: Where “popcorn” is shortened to “porn”.

Title: In The Depths
Date: 2/17/13
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Comments: Now I’m in the basement!

Title: Have Mooshead, Will Drink
Date: 2/16/13
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Comments: I’m on the roof!

Title: Threat Level: Mumiassange
Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/15/13
Notes: Also, Bank of America in the background. Whatever your personal politics, there is a massive threat to America in this picture.

Title: Platonic Ideal
Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/14/13
Notes: Nothing says “I like you, but not like like” like shadows on the cave wall.

Title: There’s My Chippy!
Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/13/13
Notes: Great job!

Title: Spearfish: The TV Show
Team: Team Bacon (1/2)
Date: 2/12/13
Notes: Spearfish: The Movie was about me, Spearfish: The TV Show is about you! In both cases, the alleged girlfriend refused to meet with me.

Title: SE-scape
Team: Team Bacon (1/2)
Date: 2/11/13
Notes: Bosunmate belowdecks battling scurvy, Portland predictably offering a vintage maritimey woodcut at every corner.

Title: Woody Plume
Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/10/13
Notes: Sequoiadendron giganteum, avec plumage.

Title: Moose Meier’s Civilization 4
Team: Team Bacon, Ayurvedic Moose
Date: 2/9/13
Notes: Non-military units include settlers used to found cities; workers and work boats used to improve land and water spaces, respectively; spies which are invisible to others and can perform covert operations in opposing cities; and flexible humans that can spread yoga in a target city.

Title: Compare & Contrast
Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/8/13
Notes: You can’t see it here, but this bathroom is wired so you can listen to an entire D’Angelo record seamlessly as you move through the apartment.

Title: National Pedographic
Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/7/13
Notes: #measureit

Title: Internonesuch
Team: Team Bacon, Captain Benjamin Moosco
Date: 2/6/13
Notes: He’s like the perfect Papal go-between.

Title: I’d Ratter Be Fishing
Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/5/13
Notes: But instead I’m kneeling in bum urine, chugging warm beer in front of a Rite Aid.

Title: Because The Nighthawk
Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/4/13
Notes: Nighthawk, nighthawk, nighthawk; you don’t even get paid a whole lot.

Title: Superb Owl Sunday
Team: Team Bacon, Moosepuke, #charonge
Date: 2/3/13
Notes: Now with 300% more laservision.