Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/10/12
Notes: I looked at my phone & it was 11:57pm, so I raced out into the 10 degree wind, dug a Moosehead out of the back of the van & snapped a picture in front of the most interesting thing I could find, which was the keyboard player for Paper Thick Walls.
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/8/12
I actually wanted to do a scientology building… but those places literally frighten me.
The Von Trap family is back once again! These great Austrians are fearless in the face of a storm — as long as they have their Moosehead.
Team: Moosemaster D, Ozzie Guillen
Date: 2/9/12
Notes: An unlikely reunion in the windy city. Also, this is a police fence.
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/7/12
Strange beers lying about in fields is no basis for a system of government.
Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/8/12
Notes: Faith that I’ll be able to find more Moosehead when my party reaches Chicago. Faith that this covered wagon will still be available for rent when I have the money to do so. Faith that my lost soul can yet be saved. In a word, shitfaithed.
Lancelot’s making eyes at Guinevere, while Arthur’s only got eyes for Excalibur. And Merlin? Well, he’s just Merlin.
This happy rock garden is unfortunately located right next to the State Police.
Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/7/12
Notes: Lady of the Lake won’t stop calling, and now she’s burying my beer. Her antics at this point are what you’d call ex caliber.
My minions have prepared the chariots.
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/6/12
Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech Haolam, shehakol nih’yeh bidvaro. Amen.
date: 2/8
Date: 2/6
Date: 2/7
The cast of ”Despicable Me” decides to scope out the full moon at the observatory, as part of their quest for steal it for their own and become the greatest villans of all time!
Minions: never leave home without them!
Date: 2/6/12
Team: Moosemaster D
Notes: My understanding is that one alpaca equals five Jewish men.
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/23/11
One of our herd members got sick. Definitely vitamin C-worthy.
Date: 2/5
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/4/12
Please to enjoy my glowing crotch.
Featuring Game Face Moose, Game Day Moose, Halftime Moose, Hail Moosey, and the conclusion of the Mooster Bowl.
Sorry for pirating your superbowl party, but we’ve got places to go.
Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/5/12
Notes: She’ll leave when she’s good and ready. Also, as I set the auto timer, a cop pulled up across the street & started gassing up his hoo ride.
Pouring one out in honor of their seaworthiness.
Just filling up the tank for tomorrow morning’s commute.
Date: 2/4
