Moosehead Challenge

Cramming for the MHC..

Rumoose: D…doppler effect… damn it! where’s doppelzentner?!
Abramoose: Jeez this dictionary is heavy! It must weigh 220.46 lbs, at least!
Camoose:  So thiiis is a library… I’m just here for the Moosehead

(study note: 1 doppelzentner = 100 kg = 220.4622 lbs)

Hopping over a weak area in the prison fence we thought we were scott-free until a hidden alcaide snapped this photo evidence of our un-petty meesedemeanor

If x= BAC and y=moositude then, according to our pant-o-graph you need to DRINK MORE MOOSEHEAD for optimal enjoyment…

Consequently, Team Vermoose was too busy drinking Moosehead to post this picture earlier..

Ladies like a guy in full strut.

Nothing gives Ruby’s coat a sleeker, healthier shine or a more pleasing scent than a quick Moosehead bath…

When you spend your whole paycheck on Moosehead, you have to resort to more primitive means of food acquisition: hunting and gathering around the house.

… She couldn’t fetch anyways.

Camoose says, “Only YOU can prevent drinking alone.”