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Team Bacon Think Less But See It Grow

Posted on March 1st, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Think Less But See It Grow

Team: Team Bacon (Half Slab)
Date: 2/28/10

1. Do let
2. Do let
3. Jugulate
4. Do let
5. Oh!

Team Bacon Nothing Chases Smoke Like Gum

Posted on March 1st, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Team: Team Bacon (Half Slab)
Date: 2/27/10

Am I the only one who finds this insane?

Team Bacon Hypersphere Comin' ATCHA

Posted on February 26th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Hypersphere Comin' ATCHA

Team: Team Bacon (Half Slab), Horny Cow #22
Date: 2/26/10

You meet a lot of interesting people when you’re wearing a shirt that says “FRICTION CREW”.

Team Bacon Sturgeonface

Posted on February 26th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Sturgeonface

Team: Team Bacon (Half Slab), Gabi on the Moose in July
Date: 2/25/10

Sturgeonface, Sturgeonface, Sturgeonface, Sturgeonface!

Team Bacon Doctorin' The Tardis

Posted on February 25th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Doctorin' The Tardis

Team: Team Bacon (Half Slab)
Date: 2/24/10

Doctor Who, hey! Doctor Who.

Team Bacon oveRsimplifiCation

Posted on February 25th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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oveRsimplifiCation

Team: Team Bacon (Half Slab)
Date: 2/24/10

This is some marketing collateral for RC Cola’s “oveRsimplifiCation” campaign. I keep waiting for them to call me back!

Team Bacon Everything About This Is Wrong

Posted on February 25th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Everything About This Is Wrong

Team: Team Bacon (Half Slab)
Date: 2/23/10

I’m wearing a shower cap and drinking a Modelo tallboy without my partner in a wet San Jose playground because I thought the word of the day was “oversimplification”.

Team Bacon We Couldn't Find A Circuit

Posted on February 23rd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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We Couldn't Find A Circuit

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/22/10

Note the complete lack of circuit here.

Team Bacon Wait, I'm Eating WHAT?!

Posted on February 23rd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Wait, I'm Eating WHAT?!

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/21/10

I thought it was, like, ostrich.

Team Bacon Kinslayer's Agger

Posted on February 21st, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Kinslayer's Agger

Team: Team Bacon, Bacon Bits
Date: 2/20/10

Our neighborhood has so many vampire nests it’s not even funny.

Team Bacon Talenta Tangat

Posted on February 21st, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Talenta Tangat

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/19/10

A superior single handed melee weapon with extended critical range. Prerequisites: exotic weapon proficiency, STR 3.

Team Bacon Going Rogue

Posted on February 18th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Going Rogue

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/18/10

How’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out for ya?

Team Bacon Enter Mooseman

Posted on February 17th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/17/10

Off to lager-lager land.

Team Bacon THIS IS TEXAS INVASION!!!

Posted on February 17th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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THIS IS TEXAS INVASION!!!

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/16/10

The only things that seem to hurt them are humidity and renewable energy.

Team Bacon "Mine! All Mine!"

Posted on February 15th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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"Mine! All Mine!"

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/15/10

…screamed the miner, deep within the silver mine.

Team Bacon Do Not Listen To Ovid

Posted on February 14th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Do Not Listen To Ovid

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/14/10

Ovid tells the story of striges attacking the legendary king Procas in his cradle, and how they were warded off with arbutus and placated with the meat of pigs. This is a f*&#ing lie.

Team Bacon Bacon Therapy

Posted on February 14th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Bacon Therapy

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/13/10

Actually closer to aversion therapy, as this was by far the scariest picture we’ve taken all year. Deep behind enemy lines, huge penalty for failure, etc. Intensely therapeutic.

Team Bacon Half-Antlered Jack

Posted on February 12th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Half-Antlered Jack

Date: 2/12/10
Team: Team Bacon

Just catching up on our Neal Stephenson outside yonder harem.

Team Bacon Uncle Furbelow

Posted on February 12th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Uncle Furbelow

Date: 2/11/10
Team: Team Bacon

This was to be Fay and Feff’s last public performance as Uncle Furbelow.

Team Bacon Support Your Local Mammoth

Posted on February 11th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Support Your Local Mammoth

Team Name: Team Bacon
Date Taken: 2/10/10

Commentary: Our local mammoth sells grilled cheese sandwiches for, like, $8.

Team Bacon Charlatans & Hedge Wizards

Posted on February 9th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Charlatans & Hedge Wizards

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/9/10

We also had the option of paying $5 to see Wizard Rifle in concert. This seemed like the smarter choice.

Team Bacon Vetoing Carl's Farfisa

Posted on February 9th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Vetoing Carl's Farfisa

Team: Team Bacon, Fre’Moose
Date: 2/9/10

”I suppose we *were* drinking for 10 hours, in that we had a beer at 5pm, then again at 3am.”

Team Bacon Curbside Freecycling

Posted on February 9th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Curbside Freecycling

Team: Team Bacon, Fre’Moose
Date: 2/8/10

Freemoosing with Fre’Moose.

Team Bacon Port Daydrink

Posted on February 9th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Port Daydrink

Team: Team Bacon
Date: 2/8/10

First one of the season always hurts.

Team Bacon Doppeldawg

Posted on February 8th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Doppeldawg

Man + beast = doppelzentner. Go team.

Team Bacon Please Alcaide, Don't Hurt 'Em

Posted on February 7th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Please Alcaide, Don't Hurt 'Em

Great night out with friends, ending in a harsh Spanish prison.

Team Bacon Crotch Profits

Posted on February 7th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Crotch Profits

According to our pantograph, third quarter profits are headed straight toward that man’s belt.

Team Bacon Cox and Combes

Posted on February 4th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Cox and Combes

Date night & I can’t find my comb.

Team Bacon Pan-Labyrinth

Posted on February 3rd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Pan-Labyrinth

The King of the Goblins steals a Moosehead from the Pale Man, then forgets to shove it down the front of his pants. This is otherwise a pixel-perfect mashup.

Team Bacon Book of Genesis

Posted on February 2nd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Book of Genesis

Primitive Adam pulls hair of primitive Eve while discussing bygone video game systems with primitive Lilith.

Team Bacon No Bear To Go What Up

Posted on February 1st, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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No Bear To Go What Up

We thought we’d start this year in the saddest way possible, by getting locked out of Rite Aid at 8:59pm, then having to take a cameraphone picture in a cold, wet bus stop with roughly seven gummi bears. We have nowhere to go but up.