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Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Alcahest on Aisle 7

Posted on February 7th, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Alcahest on Aisle 7

Title: Alcahest on Aisle 7
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/6/11

Searching for the universal solvent in the cleaning supply aisle.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Glassblowing

Posted on February 6th, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Img 7589

Title: Glassblowing
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/5/11

I would never have imagined the depths to which my Moosehead addiction would drive me…

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Ah! Moose dirai-je, Maman

Posted on February 6th, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Title: Ah! Moose dirai-je, Maman
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/5/11

Glassblowing to make Mozart proud.

Yes, it’s all beer.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Audiophile

Posted on February 5th, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Audiophile

Title: Audiophile
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/4/11

My DJ name is “Grammypants.”

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am When the sock is on the doorknob…

Posted on February 5th, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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When the sock is on the doorknob...

Title: When the sock is on the doorknob…
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/4/11

Hooking up hardcore with a Moosehead… on my housemate’s bed.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Matt & Me

Posted on February 4th, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Matt & Me

Title: Matt & Me
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/3/11

Bam! Beer in the video store!

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Inform Ant

Posted on February 4th, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Inform Ant

Title: Inform Ant
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/3/11

Attempting to inform an ant about the classics of western literature.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Moosebomb Follow-Up

Posted on February 3rd, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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And just to be clear: the bike I was using had no brakes, no chain, no seat, no left handle, no air in either of its tires, and it was dragging a deflated innertube behind it.

And I was chugging a beer.

And this is me returning the bike, from whence it came, to the famous Zoobomb Pile:


Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Moosebomb II

Posted on February 3rd, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Title: Moosebomb II
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/2/11

And a bit farther down the road…

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Moosebomb I

Posted on February 3rd, 2011 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Title: Moosebomb I
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/2/11

“Zoobombing” is a popular pastime here in Portland.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Jugulated!

Posted on March 1st, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Jugulated!

Date:2/28/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: This game brings out the best in me.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Smoke Chaser

Posted on March 1st, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Date: 2/27/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Actually, not as bad as you might think.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Sphere, Hypersphere, Moosehead

Posted on February 28th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Sphere, Hypersphere, Moosehead

Date: 2/26/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Of course, the camera can only capture a three-dimensional cross section of the full four-dimensional hypersphere, but it’s all there.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Like a Sturgeon

Posted on February 27th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Like a Sturgeon

Date: 2/25/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Guys! It’s a surgeon sturgeon!

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Remedial

Posted on February 26th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Remedial

Date: 2/24/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: My housemates often leave little quizzes for me, but this one seemed overly simple…

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Priestly pt 3

Posted on February 24th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Priestly pt 3

Sorry for another series, but I just couldn’t pick between these pictures.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Priestly pt 2

Posted on February 24th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Priestly pt 2

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Priestly pt 1

Posted on February 24th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Priestly pt 1

Date: 2/23/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: And ye the Lord spake unto the masses: ”And thou shalt combine yeast and grain and thou shalt ferment said yeast and said grain in a moosen manner and thou shalt take the fermented beverage and thou shalt consume it not once, not twice, but ye for 28 days and 28 nights shalt thou consume this beverage and thou shalt not rest until thou hast completed these commandments. For I am the Lord and thus have I spake.”

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am The Circuit

Posted on February 23rd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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The Circuit

Date: 2/22/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: ‘Nuff said.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am KerryKnobbler pt 3

Posted on February 22nd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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KerryKnobbler pt 3

Date: 2/21/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Also, this is an awkward thing to have just lying around.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am KerryKnobbler pt 2

Posted on February 22nd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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KerryKnobbler pt 2

Date: 2/21/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: This is an awkward way for your housemates to find you.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am KerryKnobbler pt 1

Posted on February 22nd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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KerryKnobbler pt 1

Date: 2/21/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Ah MHC Nostalgia…

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Aggervating My Moosehead Addiction

Posted on February 22nd, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Aggervating My Moosehead Addiction

Date: 2/20/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Checking for an agger…

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Drink for Initiative

Posted on February 21st, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Drink for Initiative

Date: 2/19/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Hi Dave.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Always Left

Posted on February 20th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Date: 2/18/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: NO ONE can figure out how I did this.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Bring Me a Brew

Posted on February 18th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Bring Me a Brew

Date: 2/17/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: This is how I usually sleep.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Losing to a Lager

Posted on February 17th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Losing to a Lager

Date: 2/16/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: He invaded through Canada! I had no defense.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Moosesweeper II

Posted on February 16th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Moosesweeper II

Date: 2/15/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Turns out there’s an app for that.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Moosesweeper

Posted on February 16th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Moosesweeper

Date: 2/15/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Searching the battlefield for hidden Moose…

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Me 'n' My Strix

Posted on February 16th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Me 'n' My Strix

Date: 2/14/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: He’s the strixiest.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Recharging

Posted on February 15th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Basking in the Glow

Date: 2/13/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Soaking up some much-needed phototherapy. I like my TV turned up really bright.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am The Best Part of Waking Up

Posted on February 14th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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The Best Part of Waking Up

Date: 2/12/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Breakfast & beer in bed, as prepared by my odalisque.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am The Fur Down Below

Posted on February 12th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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The Fur Down Below

Date: 2/11/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: He’s furry and below me. And thirsty.

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Mammoth Water Towers

Posted on February 11th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Mammoth Water Towers

Date: 2/10/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: They sure are big!

Grand Cervidae Elk-I-Am Wizard of the Car Port

Posted on February 11th, 2010 by . Filed in Pictures.
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Wizard of the Car Port

Date: 2/9/10
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Commentary: Wizards always wear bathrobes when they’re wizarding.