Moosehead Challenge

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/21/12
Notes: Nichelle Nichols was nowhere to be found.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/23/12
Notes: I’m about to cut the tag off a mattress and also there’s money.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/20/12
Notes: This has nothing to do with the word of the day but is the end of a 3 week, 13 state tour of the western United States, and I’m frankly astonished I didn’t get thrown from the wagon due to procurement issues.

Team: Moosemaster D, Hacker From Space
Date: 2/19/12
Notes: An unlikely reunion.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/19/12
Notes: It takes a parabols to hit the car bar in broad daylight.

Team: Moosemaster D, G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/18/12
Notes: We parked in front of a hydrant; we got toad.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/17/12
Notes: You’re not supposed to bring outside drinks into a rock club, and you’re *especially* not supposed to drink them by yourself in the bathroom.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/16/12
Notes: This is called a “conversation mirror.” It’s for when you’re on a road trip and want to slap your children without taking your eyes off the road.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/15/12
Notes: There’s something in the background that says “pi”. That’s as creative as I’m going to get today.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/14/12
Notes: Please note the H-shaped handle on my basilard.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/13/12
Notes: This is what’s known as “the meatus of the Toyota”.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/12/12
Notes: There are literally no small people in Kansas (only small ideas), so tonight I was my own homunculus.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 12/11/12
Notes: Greetings from Iowa, I think.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/10/12
Notes: I looked at my phone & it was 11:57pm, so I raced out into the 10 degree wind, dug a Moosehead out of the back of the van & snapped a picture in front of the most interesting thing I could find, which was the keyboard player for Paper Thick Walls.

Team: Moosemaster D, Ozzie Guillen
Date: 2/9/12
Notes: An unlikely reunion in the windy city. Also, this is a police fence.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/8/12
Notes: Faith that I’ll be able to find more Moosehead when my party reaches Chicago. Faith that this covered wagon will still be available for rent when I have the money to do so. Faith that my lost soul can yet be saved. In a word, shitfaithed.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/7/12
Notes: Lady of the Lake won’t stop calling, and now she’s burying my beer. Her antics at this point are what you’d call ex caliber.

Date: 2/6/12
Team: Moosemaster D
Notes: My understanding is that one alpaca equals five Jewish men.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/5/12
Notes: She’ll leave when she’s good and ready. Also, as I set the auto timer, a cop pulled up across the street & started gassing up his hoo ride.

Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/4/12
Notes: America’s only naturally occurring form of gasohol.

Date: 2/3/12
Team: Moosemaster D
Notes: I am phoning this in.

Team: Moosemaster D, Rogue Mahon
Date: 2/2/12
Notes: This is an actual Canadian who just got his green card. True story.

Title: Yokels in Fokus
Team: Moosemaster D, Canadian B
Date: 2/24/11

Just a couple of yokels, doing the things yokels do. (Re-uploaded because WordPress appears to have eaten it!)

Title: Show me your thumbs
Title: Hokie Drinker, Moosemaster D, Dr. Jewett
Date: 2/18/11

A really uninteresting video of three people drinking Moosehead on a couch. We qualify as fakirs because our legs are crossed & we all fit the IRS’ definition of “mendicant”.