Like a Vandal in the Wind
Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/10/12
Notes: I looked at my phone & it was 11:57pm, so I raced out into the 10 degree wind, dug a Moosehead out of the back of the van & snapped a picture in front of the most interesting thing I could find, which was the keyboard player for Paper Thick Walls.
…and then I don’t feel SO BAD
Alms for the Faithful 
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/8/12
I actually wanted to do a scientology building… but those places literally frighten me.
Vandal 4 LYFE 
A Few of My Favorite Things 
The Von Trap family is back once again! These great Austrians are fearless in the face of a storm — as long as they have their Moosehead.
Faith Hill and Garth Brooks Play to a Sold Out Crowd 
Beartrappin’ 
Team: Moosemaster D, Ozzie Guillen
Date: 2/9/12
Notes: An unlikely reunion in the windy city. Also, this is a police fence.
BrainStorm Moose 
Campfire Moose 
Flagon Detail 
Beer in the Stone 
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/7/12
Strange beers lying about in fields is no basis for a system of government.
Sh*tfaithed 
Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/8/12
Notes: Faith that I’ll be able to find more Moosehead when my party reaches Chicago. Faith that this covered wagon will still be available for rent when I have the money to do so. Faith that my lost soul can yet be saved. In a word, shitfaithed.
Tale as Old As Time 
Lancelot’s making eyes at Guinevere, while Arthur’s only got eyes for Excalibur. And Merlin? Well, he’s just Merlin.
This happy rock garden is unfortunately located right next to the State Police.
Sword in the Snow 
Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/7/12
Notes: Lady of the Lake won’t stop calling, and now she’s burying my beer. Her antics at this point are what you’d call ex caliber.
Skype Moose 
Just like Madonna at the Super Bowl 
My minions have prepared the chariots.
Drinks with the Devoted 
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/6/12
Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech Haolam, shehakol nih’yeh bidvaro. Amen.
Chibi flagon closeup! 
We gotta have faith 
date: 2/8
One for the homies 
Date: 2/6
Knights of Hammeredlot 
Date: 2/7
A Few Good Minions 
The cast of ”Despicable Me” decides to scope out the full moon at the observatory, as part of their quest for steal it for their own and become the greatest villans of all time!
Minions: never leave home without them!
Philly Minyan 
Date: 2/6/12
Team: Moosemaster D
Notes: My understanding is that one alpaca equals five Jewish men.
Personal Seaworthiness Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/23/11
Moosehead is good for what ails you. 
One of our herd members got sick. Definitely vitamin C-worthy.
Date: 2/5
Zeppelin Moose 
Let the Gasohol Flow! 
Team: G.C. Elk-I-Am
Date: 2/4/12
Please to enjoy my glowing crotch.
SuperBowl Moose 
Featuring Game Face Moose, Game Day Moose, Halftime Moose, Hail Moosey, and the conclusion of the Mooster Bowl.
This Couch Looks Pretty Seaworthy 
Sorry for pirating your superbowl party, but we’ve got places to go.
Walked Down the Wrong Gas-o-Hall 
Get Rid of the Seaward 
Team: Moosemaster D
Date: 2/5/12
Notes: She’ll leave when she’s good and ready. Also, as I set the auto timer, a cop pulled up across the street & started gassing up his hoo ride.
Soldiers' and Sailors' Memorial Monument 
Pouring one out in honor of their seaworthiness.
Fill ‘er up 
Just filling up the tank for tomorrow morning’s commute.
Date: 2/4
